Because you earned your Master of Arts in Procrastination and Pussyfooting, you made the cutoff for voting, are still waiting in line and reading this blog to pass the time. As you begin to ponder your life choices, your contemplation takes you to the current lady in your life. While having a car salesman "ah yes, isn't she a beauty" moment, you're confronted with this reality: "Oh snap...my woman is voting for Donald Trump!!!" Fellas, if this is your predicament, then stop everything you're doing and drop her like Jordan Matthews and Dorian Green-Beckham drop passes. Been pining after her and finally got her number? Delete it. Got through your 90-day probationary period and finally about to get some? Cancel your next date. Currently engaged? Call off the wedding and take that financial hit. At the altar as we speak? Run like the Dickerson and duck every punch from her father, her brother(s), her uncle(s), her male friend(s) and whoever else wants to knock you the f--k out as if you're asking for your beach cruiser back. Already married to her with kids? Let wise words from Usher Raymond be your guide...the kids will understand if you thoroughly explain their mother's incurable insanity. Not convinced you should roll? I have compiled five of the best reasons why you cannot and should not be with a woman who is seriously backing Donald Trump in the most critical election in our country's history...
